The Eye has a very fun list of recent Columbia-related tweets, gathered by Margaret Boykin and Deaton Jones. Check it out after the jump!

@OverheardAtBarnard
“Don’t wave at her. Save seats for our friends.”
#macroeconomics

@Carman4Ever
Symposium is so my life. I mean, erotic love or real love? Like, he wanted to sleep with me but I wasn’t down.
#coreproblems

@SubconsciousSophomore
I have this recurring dream that I’m a Kardashian sister. What would Freud say about that?
#keepingupwithpsych

@DilemmasInTheDiana
Girl #1: “I don’t know, he didn’t want to talk to me about lady problems.”
Girl#2: “What?”
Girl#3: “You know, like women’s rights.”

@DudeInTheCorner
all human intimacy is rooted in cannibalism.
#tootrue

@FrenchWithChromeo
J’ai visité Williamsburg, et j’ai vue beaucoup de hipsters. C’était magnifique! 

@LitProfessor
I mean, I talked to Toni Morrison about it. She didn’t get it either.
#HenryJames

@HamiltonElevator
Lolz.
#yourareimmobile