Posts Tagged ‘sloths’

Spectrum | Feb. 18 1:11 am EST
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What’s your sloth name?

It’s late, you’re up. Chances are, you went to the “Cosmic Cat Space Jam Rave” in Lerner from 11:00 a.m. to 2:00 a.m. I didn’t go, but this is how I imagine it went.

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Tax drama: Congress plans to extend payroll taxes to 160 million people and unemployment benefits to many more, raising U.S. debt by $100 million.

Two-time Pulitzer Prize recipient dies: Friends and family remember Anthony Shadid, the Times correspondent who died yesterday from an asthma attack. More »

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Spectrum | Feb. 4 1:11 am EST
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Sloths and unemployment

It’s late, you’re up. By this point in the semester, the effects of sleep deprivation should be taking its toll. I was told by several people today that I have “panda eyes.”

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Economy: Unemployment has dropped to 8.3%, which sort of destroys the purpose of Mitt Romney’s campaign.

Upsetting: Cold snaps in Europe have killed at least 220 people, as well as hospitalized 1600 others. More »

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Spectrum | Jan. 28 1:11 am EST
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I believe I can fly

It’s late, you’re up. Hopefully, you’ve had a more productive night than I did. My friends and I spent tonight blasting Disney music and belting out the lyrics to “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” from Mulan.

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Facebook Goes Public: Everyone’s GPA’s worst enemy will be selling public shares starting next week. Its decision to offer initial public offerings (IPO) follows similar decisions by LinkedIn and Pandora last year.

Google changes privacy settings, cue outrage: Google recently announced plans to collect people’s search info so that advertisers may better market to users. People realize that Facebook’s been doing the same thing for quite a while now, right? More »

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