Spectrum | Oct. 3 1:11 am EST
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Why is Obama sending secret coded messages to black people?

It’s late. You’re up. BREAKING NEWS: Obama made a speech five years ago! And this speech was RACIST, because he suggested that the U.S. government has occasionally mistreated black people! The nerve of this man—and after all we’ve done for him! At Spectrum, we have changed our minds about President Barack Hussein Obama.

Actual news

Get what you pay for: Rapper Machine Gun Kelly was invited to perform at a Microsoft Store. Upon arrival, he promptly began stomping on laptops and rapping “fuck these computers.” Reached for comment about Kelly’s performance, President Obama said it was “right in line” with his goal of destroying the American economy.

Don’t be evil: The good news—Google will alert you if you’re being targeted by state-sponsored cyber attacks. The bad news—Google apparently won’t alert you if you’re targeted by a Kenyan socialist bent on destroying America.

You’re no Gandhi: India paid tribute to the memory of Mahatma Gandhi today, because it was supposedly his birthday. But just like President Obama, he never released his long-form birth certificate, so who really knows?

Yeah Wright: Tucker Carlson released a video today in which President Obama can be heard giving a shout-out to his then pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, and praising Wright’s church. This is obviously a manufactured controversy—the only church Obama goes to is the Church of the Secret Muslim.

…and a funny video:

We agree with this man!

COMMENTS (4)

  1. In memory of CC 13 • October 3, 2012 at 1:17 am • Reply

    If only we had realized how right you were about Obama sooner

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    • Angga • October 21, 2012 at 8:46 am • Reply

      Not sure what happened. I codlun’t see your video clip, but I will assume it is Farrakhan and his dulusions. The scary part of that video was the drum beat that begin playing as he spoke.If you do a study of drums in the ancient world, you’ll find that there is good reason the “drum” is never mentioned in God’s Word and why so many fundamental Christians are against them in churches today.The drum was a very real part of ancient history — including Jesus’ day. But the use of the drum was exclusive to pagan religions and ceremony wherein evil doings were present.INTERESTING!!The days are growing shorter and we should all be on our knees. The world “summit” right now on the economy — the fact that Obama has already pledged to make the USA the 58th Muslim nation — the fact that Israel and Russia are in the news more and more — Upcoming presidential election in Iran.. . . shall I go on?Agreeing with NEW YORK GUY’s view:The “surprise” may be that Obama is playing right into the end of time.Christians need to WAKE-UP!!!!!

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  2. Carl Nidray • October 3, 2012 at 9:34 am • Reply

    I especially like the use of the black southern accent. As Harry Reid said, “He is light-skinned and doesn’t speak in a negro dialect unless he wants to.”

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  3. Barack Hussein Obama • October 3, 2012 at 4:32 pm • Reply

    I say the name because it matters

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