Freshman Fifteen
Which dining hall is right for you?
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By Jenny Xu
Last semester it was decided that SEAS is Slytherin, CC is Gryffindor, Barnard is Ravenclaw, and GS is Hufflepuff. Now we take on the dining halls.
Take our quiz after the jump, and find out where you’ll be sorted!
This is dumb!
Why is Barnard ravenclaw?
Barnard is obv huff…
This is unbelievably retarded. The following is the reason why Barnard is Ravenclaw…
“Barnard: Because you attend the most selective women’s college in the entire world and were smart enough to figure out how to get a degree issued from Columbia University without actually having to complete the Core. RAVENCLAW: Knowledge, intelligence, and wit.”
This was obviously written by a Barnard student (totally biased). Pretty surprised Spec would go along with this kind of nonsense. Actually, not really.
if you want to call things “retarded” and make disparaging comments about Barnard, you should go to Bwog. Also way to selectively quote. Every school had nice things said about them.
“Columbia College: Because going through the entire Core makes you the bravest person ever. GRYFFINDOR: Bravery, nerve, daringness, and chivalry.
Barnard: Because you attend the most selective women’s college in the entire world and were smart enough to figure out how to get a degree issued from Columbia University without actually having to complete the Core. RAVENCLAW: Knowledge, intelligence, and wit.
SEAS: Because you ruin all hope of a forgiving curve in Calc/Physics classes and thus, have the resentment of all the College students. You also don’t have an animal mascot. Isn’t that mysterious? SLYTHERIN: Cunning, cleverness, resourceful, and ambitious.
General Studies: Because you accept even the untraditional students with open arms. HUFFLEPUFF: Patience, loyalty, hard work, and fair play.”
That entire quote effectively displays the original author’s bias towards Barnard. If one had to guess, he/she would infer that it was written by a Barnard student, no?
Plus, since when was Barnard the most selective women’s college in the WORLD?
It was written by an incoming Barnard student apparently, so it’s pretty ridiculous for the author of this article to say this whole thing was decided last semester.
Fine, make Barnard Slytherin in your mind,. That will be fine with me, if you can learn to STFU and stop complaining for once in your life about Barnard. Jesus.
Jenny Xu’s a Columbia College student, just for the record.
fuck you for complaining about getting the best house. you’re gonna bitch about this? gryffindor is awesome. columbia isn’t hogwarts. we don’t actually learn magic, so at the end of the day, this doesn’t really push my buttons.
Barnard would not even be a part of Hogwarts.
So Barnard’s Beauxbatons.
Fair point!
IT’S A SERIES OF CHILDREN’S BOOKS. WHO CARES?!
The odd thing about these comments is that they didn’t even care about the quiz. It turns out that Hewitt seems to be majority’s choice. (No reference to Harry’s owl please!)