It’s late. You’re up. And probably crying. In Butler. I can’t guarantee your week will get any better or that this torture will end soon, but have no fear—the One Eleven is here! Onward with the news!

Actual News

Take a swing at him: While being interviewed about last night’s debate, Tagg Romney admitted it didn’t feel too great to hear, “That’s not true, Governor Romney,” a total of nine times.

The tuition is too damn high: And according to new reports, student debt is only growing greater. 2011 college graduates had to borrow at least 5% more than their 2010 counterparts. …There isn’t exactly a punchline for this one.

Thwarted attacks: A suspect was taken into custody today allegedly attempting to blow up the Federal Reserve Building in Manhattan. And apparently this happens more often that you’d think.

…and an informative video:
Because if deciding the future of this country wasn’t enough to get you out to the polls in November, adorable children covering Carly Rae Jepsen might just do the trick.