It’s late. You’re up. Winter is among us and that sucks. Here’s some news to cheer you up!

Actual news

Lick a toilet seat: A NYC teen exceeded all gag reflex limitations and licked an entire handrail at the entrance of the subway. A microbiologist from University of Arizona said this was stupid because toilet seats are obviously cleaner.

Another reason to hate Facebook: A recent study from Columbia University and University of Pittsburgh professors shows that  people who use Facebook a lot are overweight, drowning in credit-card debt, and lack impulse control. They also really hate pitbulls.

…and a funny video