It’s late! You’re up! There’s not much actual news today, so we’re just going straight into Columbia news! I don’t know what we’re yelling about!

Columbia news:

We’re famous: Today, the GS debacle made it on Channel 1 News. Who knew commencement ceremonies could cause so much drama?

Location, location: At a public hearing of The City Planning Commission, President Bollinger spoke out in favor of the NYU expansion.

Well this is awkward: There are two Gareth Williams. One is the head of Columbia’s classics department; the other was an MI6 spy discovered in a sex game that led to his death.

Handy dandy: A group of six GS students have been developing an Android app you can check out here called Clever Splitter. The idea is that you take a picture of the restaurant bill, and the app tells you how to split the costs among you and your friends. Try it out here (I don’t have an Android) and let us know how it works in the comments!

Treat yo self:

By working at this start-up: Yesterday scientists announced Planetary Resources, an asteroid mining company that would be an economical game-changer.

Tumblr time: Check out The Eye’s tumblr roundup from earlier today, or you can just click here to see my favorite takeaway, from T-Rex trying.

Watch the Pres’ surprise appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I hope he does this at graduation.