Hey, it’s Monday October 15th and you know what that means! It’s Global Handwashing Day!

That’s right, this holiday is fully international, so get ready to get sent to The Hague if you forget to use soap. And what should you being doing while waiting for your hands to dry? Reading these links of course:

Read this: John Jay is a few weeks away from becoming the hot new study spot when it begins to re-open after dinner.

Know this: Getting to the airport on the cheap is about to become a whole lot faster now that the M60 is adding a host of improvements like special bus lanes, fewer stops, and the ability to pay before boarding.

Here’s more: Listen to Peter Andrews as he attempts to convince you that being a football fan at Columbia is about more than winning. Silver linings, people!