We know there are midterms. We know nobody’s cancelled class because nobody cares. It sucks. We’re right there with you. But, when the Butler blues get you down, we step our game up. Feast your eyes on today’s news:

• Librarians make the best friends. [News]
• Plus side: first a business management concentration, now public health. The negative: CSA thinks it’s helpful because it’s in one place. [News, News]
• Maybe they do love us after all: DSpar jogs, helps eat 711 ft. sub. PrezBo is staying for the next 5 years. [News, News]
• Gordon Chen wants YOU to sleep in a homeless shelter for a night. Or you could just go to a fashion show for charity. [Opinion, A&E]
• After Yale’s DKE chapter‘s unforgettable “No means yes, yes means anal,” Vaidehi Joshi wants to know if all frat boys are misogynists.[Opinion]