Today is April 21st. That means there are 3 days till Chewbacchanal, 22 days till the last day of finals, and 26 days left till commencement. Like it or not, the end of the year is nigh. So we ask ourselves: how did I get here? Today’s paper interrogates the big questions, the ones that led up to you at your computer, on this campus, at this very moment.

The Barnard v. Columbia debate. A Barnard senior argues why Barnard is better using all the same ammo as her predecessors. [Opinion]

Men(‘s studies) v. Women(‘s studies). A Columbia alum sued our fine institution for being prejudiced against men. If there’s a Women’s studies program, it’s only fair to have a Men’s studies program, right? [News]

The what’s the cheapest / fastest thing to eat tonight debate. Food carts, of course. Havana Central $1 Wednesday empanadas and the Dosa cart make it out on top. [A&E]

The lack of community vs. make your own community debate. Community here usually revolves around days on the steps, eating in John Jay, the swim test, and general apathy. This columnist argues that it could’ve been sports. Minds are blown. [Sports]

Free-speech vs. censorship. PrezBo does it again. [News]

Immigrant reform v. Obama debate. The Latino community wants less immigration restrictions and more help from Obama. [Opinion]