Spectrum | Oct. 13 1:11 am EST
The one eleven

The Yankees are going to the ALCS

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It’s late. You’re up. Here is the one eleven, in case you are interested in reading it.

Actual news

Baseball playoffs: The Yankees beat the Orioles tonight to move into the ALCS. Congratulations to the Yankees, who only had to spend half the GDP of the United States to barely beat a small-market team with a combined total of zero postseason experience.

New iPad: Apple may unveil its iPad mini this month. The iPhone gets bigger, the iPad gets smaller, and Tim Cook’s bank account gets larger. All is right in the world.

…and a funny video

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  1. Bronx native • October 13, 2012 at 9:14 pm • Reply

    The New York Yankees are the greatest baseball team of all time!!!!!

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  2. dqueezy • October 14, 2012 at 12:06 am • Reply

    YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR FACTS. THE YANKEES SPENT ONLY A THIRD OF THE US GDP AND FRANKLY YOU CAN SUCK ON IT BECAUSE WE’RE THE BEST. NO ONE CARES ABOUT OREOS.

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