It’s late. You’re up. Your sleep schedule is probably still messed up thanks to the week-which-must-not-be-named.

At the moment, I’m trying to decide whether I want to skulk around the Barnard campus all day in hopes of catching a glimpse of Mr. President, or avoiding the area altogether by going to Flushing and drowning my sorrows in soup dumplings and kebabs because I didn’t get an invitation…

Actual News:

Obama chooses to phone a friend pastor: Multiple pastors, actually, after he openly declared his support for gay marriage on the 9th.

Mitt Romney responds with: “Culture…matters…Marriage is a relationship between one man and one woman.” I could make a jibe about his overemphasis of the word one, but that would just be petty.

Obama is given a new title: The “first gay president.” Check out the interesting Newsweek cover.

Bad bromance: Barack is trying to charm Putin into a new nuclear weapons accord, but it doesn’t appear to be working.

Random news (Or is it?):

Happy Mother’s Day: From both Barack and Mitt. Post one, or both, on your beloved mom’s wall to make her feel truly appreciated.

Hopefully this doesn’t  happen in the morning: A small plane has to be intercepted as it intrudes into Air Force One’s personal bubble. At least this time it isn’t filled with marijuana.

Since you’re probably tired of Obama related news by now:

This cat knows sign language!