Spectrum’s got jokes
It’s a tough time of year. Papers, exams, emotional transfers of power. But put the coffee, mobile Facebook (because you blocked it on your computer), and Thai take-out away for a minute.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Sit back, relax, and get ready to groan at (but secretly enjoy) these fun puns and jokes:
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
He was a little shellfish.
Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?
A steak to the heart!
What’s the definition of a good farmer?
A man who’s outstanding in his field!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What type of music do mummies listen to?
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in-tents!
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team?
Because she ran away from the ball.
Okay, back to work.
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