Spectrum | Dec. 8 1:28 pm EST

Spectrum’s got jokes

Illustration by Darializa Avila-Chevalier

It’s a tough time of year. Papers, exams, emotional transfers of power. But put the coffee, mobile Facebook (because you blocked it on your computer), and Thai take-out away for a minute.

Laughter is the best medicine.

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Sit back, relax, and get ready to groan at (but secretly enjoy) these fun puns and jokes:

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

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He was a little shellfish.

 Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

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In his sleevies!


How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?

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A steak to the heart!


What’s the definition of a good farmer?

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A man who’s outstanding in his field!


What do cats eat for breakfast?

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Mice krispies!


What type of music do mummies listen to?

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

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It was in-tents!


How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

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Eclipse it!


Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team?

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Because she ran away from the ball.


Okay, back to work.



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