Spectrum | Sep. 25 1:11 am EST
ONE ELEVEN

Romney’s sick of Obama preventing you from opening the window on planes

It’s late. You’re up. It’s time for you to put down that homework and pick up a nice warm glass of funny internet links:

High anxiety: In an interview with the L.A. times, Mitt Romney complained, “you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem.” Next week, Romney will lecture Americans on the issue of not being able to bring a toaster into the bathtub.

Now is the fall of our discontent: Archaeologists believe they have found the bones of Richard III, Duke of Gloucester. We assume the late king is back in order to guest star in the new season of Downton Abbey, the Earl of Grantham better watch out!

WANTED - Lawyers: The data collection company 3Taps has filed an anti-trust claim against Craigslist. We assume it’s because they have a monopoly on terrible web design.

Better than living in South Dakota: Thousands of people gathered in South Dakota today to observe a buffalo stampede. In other news, thousands of people in South Dakota were trampled to death by stampeding buffalo today.

And a funny video:

COMMENTS (7)

  1. Anonymous • September 25, 2012 at 10:58 am • Reply

    i luv downton abbey

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    • Anon • September 25, 2012 at 10:58 am • Reply

      Can you do more coverage of Downton Abbey?

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    • Anonz • September 25, 2012 at 10:59 am • Reply

      Wait I think it’s Downtown Abbey?

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      • Anon • September 25, 2012 at 11:09 am •

        You are an idiot. I hate Internet commenters.

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  2. "BRITISH, GUYS, THEY'RE BRITIIIIISH" • September 25, 2012 at 11:26 am • Reply

    “We assume the late king is back in order to guest star in the new season of Downton Abbey, the Earl of Grantham better watch out!”

    such a desperate connection, spectrum.

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    • Your mom • September 25, 2012 at 12:07 pm • Reply

      Your mom is a desperate connection.

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    • Stephen Snowder STAFF • September 25, 2012 at 12:15 pm • Reply

      Do-over, just for you:

      “Archaeologists believe they have found the bones of Richard III, Duke of Gloucester. In a related story, French tabloid ‘Closer’ has announced that they will publish topless photos of the late king in tomorrow’s edition.”

      I don’t know, I guess that’s still about him being British. Got a better one? Let’s hear it.

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