Romney’s sick of Obama preventing you from opening the window on planes
It’s late. You’re up. It’s time for you to put down that homework and pick up a nice warm glass of funny internet links:
High anxiety: In an interview with the L.A. times, Mitt Romney complained, “you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem.” Next week, Romney will lecture Americans on the issue of not being able to bring a toaster into the bathtub.
Now is the fall of our discontent: Archaeologists believe they have found the bones of Richard III, Duke of Gloucester. We assume the late king is back in order to guest star in the new season of Downton Abbey, the Earl of Grantham better watch out!
WANTED - Lawyers: The data collection company 3Taps has filed an anti-trust claim against Craigslist. We assume it’s because they have a monopoly on terrible web design.
Better than living in South Dakota: Thousands of people gathered in South Dakota today to observe a buffalo stampede. In other news, thousands of people in South Dakota were trampled to death by stampeding buffalo today.
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