Once upon a Barnard Quad
My dorm is on a low floor in Sulz, which means that I have very little reason to complain. That being said, my roommates and I should not be able to hear your conversations when both our windows are shut. The following could happen on any given late night in the Barnard Quad. It almost makes our air conditioned room not worth it (almost).
1. A group of people arguing about Star Wars so passionately and so loudly that I could both follow the conversation and develop my own rebuttals.
2. Some chick BELTING Heart Attack by Demi Lovato. Listen, nobody can do this. Don’t feel bad for sounding so horrendously off key. But ohmygod you’re in public.
3. LOUD STUPID PHONE CALLS. We do not care what you had for lunch nor how much you miss your turtle nor what your professor suggested last time you spoke your mind in First Year English. Late night is made for sketchy texting that you sorta regret the morning after. Silent sketchy texting.
4. Beyonce contests. Yes, contests of who can sing the most like Beyonce. This is futile, because no one can sing like Sasha Fierce. We Girls can only Run the World if we compete at things we stand a chance at.
There are just better things to do at 1:11 AM than distracting me and my lovely roommates from procrastinating. Thank you kindly and have a great day.
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