Looks like you did that keg stand for nothing
It’s late. You’re up. All that studying you’re doing/putting off may be why, yet again, we didn’t top Playboy’s Top 10 Party Schools. But it’s ok. We accept you.
Like a moron: Madonna says she was “being ironic” when she called President Obama “a black Muslim” at a concert last night. No word on whether her use of the word “concert” to describe what she did last night was also ironic.
Moderately racist: Staffers for Sen. Scott Brown were caught doing Indian whoops and tomahawk chops at rival candidate Elizabeth Warren. The Brown campaign is hopeful that by mocking a culture that is not white but also not black, this incident will actually further cement Sen. Brown’s reputation as a moderate Republican.
Quick solution: Newt Gingrich is not happy with the NFL after replacement referees apparently blew a decisive call in the game between the Packers and the Seahawks yesterday. He added that he doesn’t understand why this labor dispute is happening anyway: “If Goodell doesn’t like his refs anymore, he should just wait until they get cancer and then divorce them.”
Must be high: A man is planning to skydive from 23 miles above the earth, achieving supersonic speed in the process, on Oct. 8. The man’s funeral is currently planned for Oct. 10.
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