It’s late. You’re up. The One Eleven humbly obliges your request to be your Valentine’s Day date.

Actual News

Metro woes: As of 10 p.m., the 1, 2, and 3 lines are not running below 34th street until Friday. Thanks, MTA!

Gay marriage win: Washington becomes the seventh state to legalize marriage for same-sex couples. “I am so proud that our state is on the right side of history,” says an onlooker.

Tensions in the Middle East: Israeli Embassy personel were attacked this Monday in the capitals of India and Georgia. Israel points the finger at Iran.

Apple again: The iPad 3 may be coming soon. So if you got one for Christmas… well, I’m sorry.

Other Ivies Exist

And IvyGate is running a pretty comprehensive story of all the shit that went down at Dartmouth just a few weeks ago.

Time-Wasters

Never mind I’ll find: Adele swept big-time at the Grammys on Sunday. Click here to find Real. Scientific. Reasoning. as to why her hit “Someone Like You” moves us all to tears.

Dead presidents: Some people on Tumblr have too much free time. And while I’m jealous, I’m also thankful.

And a heart-warming video…

To celebrate the official legalization of gay marriage in Seattle, watch these two guys find out they’re gonna be grandads.