It’s late. You’re up. I know why you are reading this, so don’t try to pretend you’re interested in politics and actual news. But don’t worry, all in good time.

Actual news

Politics: This is an unbiased statement of fact: Republicans are bipolar.

Just gross: Making waves on the Internet today was New York’s ugliest rat. It’s been censored for the faint of heart. Voilà.

In the nude: It’s probably a good idea to wear clothes when you are driving. You never know if you might get in a car crash.

More nudity: A bunch of moms protested Facebook’s no breast-feeding pic rule by conducting a “nurse-in.” That’s kind of awkward.

Treat yo self

Epic: So there’s no nudity here, FYI. Get your mind out of the gutter. OK Go, that crazy band that produces videos with all the stunts, has a new one out. If you’ve always dreamed of watching a car play a piano, then this is what you’ve been waiting for.