It’s late, you’re up. Before we get to a great video and some news from Princeton, let’s read some real news.

Actual News

Election update: Mitt Romney effectively secured the Republican nomination by winning all five presidential primaries on Tuesday.

Student loans: President Obama highlighted his own experiences with paying back student loans as he looked to garner support from young voters.

Strange visitors: You never know what you can find in your backyard or on your doorstep.

Far far away: Planetary Resources has plans to mine asteroids.

Old New York: The Gothamist reports that the New York City Municipal Archives has gone online, providing access to almost one million photos of the City from years gone by.

And the one you’ve all been waiting for:

Oh Princeton: I don’t even know what to say.

And an unbelievable video (just remember what I said about people suggesting videos; this was absolutely not me):