In our usual spirit of service, we present to you the best of Craigslist in Morningside/the Upper West Side.

Disclaimer: We take no responsibility for the strange people you may meet by answering these postings and do not guarantee that these items are still for sale on Craigslist.

Missed connections

Recently ordered the catfish at Smoke Jazz Club? Then you’re just the catch for this guy

Are you bearded, eat at Mill Korean, and looking for a date? A plus if you enjoy giving “awkward looks”

Looking for Justin, a long-lost laundry buddy

Free stuff

Bubble wrap…need I say more? Actually, while I’m on the subject of packing materials: free boxes

Nobody coming to your parties? Must be because you haven’t been playing the ultimate party game, Musical Chairs! Make friends with these 5 office chairs

If Musical Chairs doesn’t work, you can have 40 new friends by picking up these fish

There’s only six BLANK VHS TAPES, so grab them fast!!!

Assuming the VHS tapes ran out…a sofa and lounge chair

Some deals

Gamecube+ with games and controllers ($50)

Supposedly functional iPhone ($80)

Fake christmas tree ($15)

Columbialions.xxx ($1250)