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Actual News

They See Me Trollin’: Reddit’s most prolific troll revealed. And he looks just like you thought he would.

Pop Your Collar, But Really: Van Halen requires only blue M&Ms, Jennifer Lopez requires all white furniture, and Michael Jeffries, CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch demands all crew members’ button-downs be unbuttoned.

Did You Try Googling It?: In other news, Google’s profits are down. Apparently all of those fancy Google Doodles don’t make themselves.

…and a funny video