daylight savings time
Fabric of time to be torn asunder tonight
via Robbert van der Steeg / flickr
You have hereby been notified: Big Gov’ment and Ben Franklin demand that you, yes you right there at your computer, crank your clocks back exactly one hour at exactly 3:00 2:00 PM EST tonight—probably trampling all over one or several of your God-given constitutional rights. It’s all because of farming or moonbeams or something.
moonbeams
it’s to save energy.
…doesn’t the fabric of time actually rip at 2:00 a.m., not 3:00 a.m.?? (Because, you know, that particular hour is really important to some of us…)