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Carman Forever

I signed up for Carman two years ago when I was a prefrosh, thinking “YA I WANT FRIENDZ”. Studying diligently, cooking regularly, cleaning… those were things that did NOT happen in Carman. Instead, it was all about cart races down the hallway, putting couches in the elevator, barbecue in the lounge, hooking up in bathroom stalls, jungle juice, and of course, those always-open doors. Now, in upperclassmen housing, the silence in the hallways is eerie. I’ve grown up, yes, but sometimes I almost miss the joyful depravity of Carman life.

COMMENTS (63)

  1. YES • March 30, 2011 at 7:34 pm • Reply

    THE BEST

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  2. Holy Balls • March 30, 2011 at 7:35 pm • Reply

    Epic fucking song

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  3. omg • March 30, 2011 at 7:37 pm • Reply

    wilfred, levispec AND RYBREAD? best rap ever.

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  4. the best part of this video • March 30, 2011 at 7:38 pm • Reply

    is Claire Parker.

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  5. This. • March 30, 2011 at 7:49 pm • Reply

    Is awesome.

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  6. ahhhh • March 30, 2011 at 7:50 pm • Reply

    ryan i love you forever and ever

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  7. Anonymous • March 30, 2011 at 8:01 pm • Reply

    haha collaz

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    • Anonymous • March 31, 2011 at 4:38 am • Reply

      love her

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  8. Anonymous • March 30, 2011 at 8:08 pm • Reply

    seriously?

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    • shut up • March 30, 2011 at 8:10 pm • Reply

      THIS IS AWESOME

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  9. Anonymous • March 30, 2011 at 8:09 pm • Reply

    faggotsssssss

    and i dont mean gays

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  10. Anonymous • March 30, 2011 at 8:11 pm • Reply

    YES!

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    • Riccardo • September 3, 2012 at 1:35 am • Reply

      hey how did u get apps like angry birds on ur ereader,i have 1 and i got smdeile on it and i searched up angry birds and all it came up with was angry birds walkthrough< if u could tell me i would really appreciate it thanks!!

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  11. Anonymous • March 30, 2011 at 8:31 pm • Reply

    The chin strap is just a joke for the video, right? He does not actually have a chin strap normally, right?

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  12. Yooo • March 30, 2011 at 8:43 pm • Reply

    That was dope! Two of my favorite boys in this video!
    And hey, you would never walk up to five if you were on Carman 5. Carman 5 fo lyfeee!

    But just on one note, I didn’t appreciate the misogynistic and sexist lyrics against women. We’re not just around to lay, we got in here same as you.

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    • Anna • May 17, 2012 at 2:51 am • Reply

      I’ve been absent for a while, but now I rembmeer why I used to love this web site. Thank you, I’ll try and check back more frequently. How frequently you update your web site?VA:F [1.9.13_1145]please wait…

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  13. CC'11 • March 30, 2011 at 9:06 pm • Reply

    AMAZING.

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  14. catc • March 30, 2011 at 9:34 pm • Reply

    yeah, wasn’t a fan of the misogyny dudes.

    also: john jay forever! anyone with me?

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    • satire • March 30, 2011 at 9:38 pm • Reply

      they has it

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      • satire • March 30, 2011 at 9:43 pm •

        but i do agree; John Jay forever!

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      • Anonymous • March 30, 2011 at 10:50 pm •

        John Jay 5 bitches!

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    • catc • March 31, 2011 at 2:18 am • Reply

      yeah, i mean, this is still extremely well-produced. beautiful camera work, set up. bravo! wilfred raps is hands-down the best thing on spectrum.

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    • Nikita • May 17, 2012 at 1:48 am • Reply

      I’m really imeepssrd with your writing talents as well as with the layout for your blog. Is that this a paid subject matter or did you modify it yourself? Either way stay up the excellent high quality writing, it’s rare to peer a nice blog like this one today..

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  15. Anonymous • March 30, 2011 at 9:48 pm • Reply

    love all these sophomores

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  16. Anonymous • March 30, 2011 at 9:54 pm • Reply

    admittedly, they should have been more mindful about the misogynistic undertones, but it’s definitely not their intent

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  17. Anonymous • March 30, 2011 at 10:13 pm • Reply

    come on. I’m a woman, and i this song still kicks ass!

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  18. Senior • March 30, 2011 at 10:58 pm • Reply

    this is the best

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  19. SpekLoko • March 30, 2011 at 11:04 pm • Reply

    MN represent. TWINS BABY

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    • 612 • March 31, 2011 at 11:18 am • Reply

      DAMN STRAIGHT

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    • also 612 • April 29, 2011 at 3:49 pm • Reply

      <3

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  20. Anonymous • March 30, 2011 at 11:08 pm • Reply

    totally digging the reference to “the iliad is gangster rap”

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  21. Anonymous • March 30, 2011 at 11:49 pm • Reply

    Ryans flow was perfect.

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  22. Anonymous • March 31, 2011 at 12:05 am • Reply

    the 14th floor/lazier line was by far the best

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  23. Anonymous • March 31, 2011 at 12:18 am • Reply

    “if Homer were a rapper then he’d rap about yo’ ass”
    classic.

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  24. who • March 31, 2011 at 12:42 am • Reply

    is levispeck?

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  25. Anonymous • March 31, 2011 at 1:57 am • Reply

    his name is spencer…sophomore

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  26. claire parker • March 31, 2011 at 2:33 am • Reply

    “She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.”

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  27. Anonymous • March 31, 2011 at 3:55 am • Reply

    Were all the girls in Carman really that ugly?

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    • Andrea • March 31, 2011 at 1:02 pm • Reply

      Obviously, your eyesight’s impaired. There were plenty of cute girls in that video! ;D

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  28. easy solution • March 31, 2011 at 10:23 am • Reply

    to the misogynist problem: get a nicki minaj

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  29. oh my god • March 31, 2011 at 12:35 pm • Reply

    levispeck is literally the best ever

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  30. he is • March 31, 2011 at 12:54 pm • Reply

    literally extraordinary, his flow’s so sick it’s coronary

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  31. CC'11 • March 31, 2011 at 4:18 pm • Reply

    gosh, i have a crush on ryan <3

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  32. EVAN • March 31, 2011 at 9:43 pm • Reply

    LEVISPECK is my inspiration for life! Hahaha!

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  33. CC'15 • March 31, 2011 at 10:35 pm • Reply

    I MUST LIVE HERE NEXT YEAR.

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  34. CU Alum • April 1, 2011 at 1:29 am • Reply

    what the fuck, these kids should be on SNL or something, they’ve got some talent, look at all the comments, every video = pro quality – Columbia is improving!

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      • Lucie • September 3, 2012 at 1:58 am •

        Dude, your not suppose to take these vodeis seriously they’re to entertain us. And if you hate him so much don’t watch his vodeis. Also, if he’s in ur game mute him? I mean really it’s not that hard.

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  35. Anon Is Legion • April 1, 2011 at 2:35 am • Reply

    Well shit, I think this convinced me about Columbia for next year. You guys have some sick-ass flow.

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  36. '15 • April 2, 2011 at 10:22 am • Reply

    I hope CU is still this dope.

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  37. Anonymous • April 2, 2011 at 2:43 pm • Reply

    we want a download link!

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  38. Anonymous • April 2, 2011 at 2:45 pm • Reply

    heard this played at a party last night

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  39. Yummy • April 2, 2011 at 3:53 pm • Reply

    Mmmmm mmmm mmmm that Levi Spec prob has such a fine white hairy ass. Ohhhhhh baby.

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  40. Josh • April 2, 2011 at 8:23 pm • Reply

    Haha love this video! Carman is now my top choice for next year :)

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  41. Dylan • April 4, 2011 at 2:27 pm • Reply

    Put this on iTunes please!

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  42. cu'15 • April 24, 2011 at 9:36 am • Reply

    dude you guys should make an overall cu song like midd kid!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzCHcMKyDc

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    • jlc • December 1, 2011 at 12:24 am • Reply

      oh we shall

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  43. lol • July 15, 2011 at 1:38 pm • Reply

    JUST GOT CARMAN FOR MY HOUSING. fun year = guaranteed.

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  44. Singh • September 3, 2012 at 3:13 am • Reply

    omg the room with the? tank would drive me nuts cuz every day i would be like please don’t brake lobult overall the rooms are freaken kooland i got some good ideas for my room cuz is kinda plain =[

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