Once again, you find yourself up past your self-imposed bedtime waiting for the One Eleven. Today, we’ve got an extra sexy edition. The Columbia Culinary Society held their annual Erotic Cake Contest, and in case you missed it, Spectrum is here to deliver.

There were quite a few entries, ranging from artistic and clever to downright raunchy. Who knew cake could be so stimulating.

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Hands All Over: Look at that glistening chest. The strategically placed hands. I don’t know about you, but I’m glad they included a condom.

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On the far is the Pink Lady. Unfortunately, she is turned away, because the view from the front is much more revealing.

In the middle we have Tracy the Nurse. This cake used fondant in all the right ways. The white shirt can be removed to reveal particularly sexy lingerie.

On the right we have a cake Georgia O’Keeffe would have been proud of. When cut into, the cake oozes a white ganache.

The far right was titled “My Blue Valentine.” It reveals two round cakes, with blue frosting, separated by a banana. Need we say more.

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An interactive cake with “cocoa crispy” pubes.

Like any good lover, these cakes were not only visually stimulating, but also offered a range of mouth-watering flavors. If Valentine’s Day doesn’t work out for you, consider an erotic cake. It’s sexy, tasty, and provides emotional comfort.