As I sat at Koronet, texting my friend about girl problems, and overhearing a woman on the phone talking about a guy she was sort of seeing and debating whether he was worth keeping (“He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he’s good with his hands…Yeah, he’s an electrician…”), I realized that it was time for Just Ask Emily to be succeeded.

I can’t promise that my advice will change your life or that you won’t reject it immediately, but hey! You’ll get to complain about your problems, and get featured on a blog! So ask me about anything: the roommate you think about locking in the closet, the friend with major stank, or the guy you keep asking to borrow pens from who just doesn’t seem to be getting the hint.

You can submit your questions anonymously via this Google Doc that only I will end up seeing.

I can’t wait to hear from all of you and start my reign as the Oprah of Columbia! Maybe next I’ll start a book club…