Casual Friday: Write your own
In the spirit of the month, the Editorial Board has decided to provide you with Mad Libs. And it’s not just any Mad Libs—it’s Mad Libs CU Housing Edition! To submit your Mad Lib for possible posting on Spectrum, send to opinion@columbiaspectator.com. Enjoy!
Columbia University Housing has just announced that all rising ________________ [group of people]
will be living in the Shaft of _______ [location]. When students heard the decision,
a(n) __________ [activity] broke out in __________ [location].
We know that these ___________ [pl noun] probably deserve the housing they
will receive. However, this decision will also _______ [verb] other students,
namely notable campus figure _______________ [famous person].
As a(n) ___________ [noun], we have a choice to make. We can either sit on the
_______ [noun] or jump right in and play the _________ [noun].
In any case, though this ______________ [period of time] has been eventful,
let’s not forget one thing: ____________ [clever pun].
Columbia University Housing has just announced that all rising penises
will be living in the Shaft of your penis. When students heard the decision,
a penis broke out in penis.
We know that these penises probably deserve the housing they
will receive. However, this decision will also penis other students,
namely notable campus figure Penis Penis.
As penises, we have a choice to make. We can either sit on the
penis or jump right in and play the penis.
In any case, though this penis has been eventful,
let’s not forget one thing: Penis!
Too clever!
By which i mean the idea for the Casual Friday itself. Not the above response (though, sure, that, too).
Easy for someone to say that but lionokg at your picture in the nude you have a hot lionokg penis. That any man would like to play with for hours and make love to you. i would love to have my ass tese by it. woof
I’ve worked with many men with feenilgs of inadequacy around penis size. For the vast majority of these men, the issue wasn’t their actual penis size, rather it was their feenilgs about it. Our relationship with our bodies is a fascinating area. Many men look at their penis as a physical representation of their masculinity with good reason.In my own experience I’ve never really thought much one way or the other about my penis size. I guess that I’ve wished my soft size was bigger I think that’s a pretty common thought for men. Of course, the reality behind that feeling is strictly about somehow making myself better than the other guy I’m comparing myself to. It really has no other reason for being!There’s a huge business that feels off of our feenilgs of inadequacy. I have a long list of things I’d like to change about my body. The reality is that I can’t change most of those things I don’t like. To me the important thing is to learn to accept and be happy with what we can’t change and work on changing the things we can!
Dr. Nancy,In your thoughts you fliaed to mention circumcision being performed for religious reasons. My son was circumcised by a Mohel, who was an M.D. It was a beautiful ceremony with family and friends. I did extensive research beforehand, spoke with the Mohel who informed me of the procedure step by step, then made my decision. Normally the procedure is done on the 8th day after birth, however , since my son was born 3 weeks premature the procedure was performed when he attained 6 pounds. The penis was initially treated with a numbing gel, the room was softly lit, quiet, his father assisted the Mohel, and I was able to drop wine in his mouth via a pacifier. When the procedure was over he was not crying and I was able to breastfeed him immediately.I went into labor while riding on a motorcycle. To far from my hospital and doctor so the paramedics took me to the local regional hospital. My son’s father and I had taken the Bradley Method childbirth classes so I was able to have the birth I wanted, drug free and squatting, totally oppposite what the hospital normally did. My son was perfect, 4lbs, 13 oz; we went home the next day. Wish your site was around when I was educating myself I know you will/have made an impact yet just speaking to a young educated pregnant girl this week she decided to entrust herself completely to the doctors and nurses at the hospital.