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Top Chef guy not too happy with Spec review

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Look! Tom Colicchio of Top Chef fame isn’t too happy about Spec food editor Jason Bell’s negative review of his new restaurant. Grub Street reports that Colicchio is whining over Bell’s polemic, and we can kinda see why—the review called the restaurant “tragic” and said that it served “grotesque food.” I mean, we’re obviously on Jason’s side here.

So here’s how it all went down: Bell’s review ran in this morning’s Spectator. Then, this morning, Grub Street posted this article, titled “Coed Critic Finds Colicchio & Sons Grotesque, Foolish, and Absurd.” Apparently Colicchio was none too happy with the link to the review—especially one by a lowly college student.

So, at 5 p.m. today, Grub Street published another piece titled, “Tom Colicchio Doesn’t Suffer Kid Critics Gladly.” Colicchio had seen food critic Gael Greene’s tweet about the original Grub Street post. Pissed, Colicchio called Grub Street, asking, “Since when did you [Grub Street] start reprinting reviews from college newspapers?”

Meanwhile, a comment frenzy has broken out on the original Grub Street post. Some commenters are critical of Bell. (“And his complaints are inconsistent: he bitches about TC’s ‘unusual protein pairings’ on one hand, yet calls the pairings in another dish ‘laughably predictable’ – well, kid, which do you want?”) Others were more sympathetic. (“Bravo, Bell.”)

We’ll see how this battle turns out, but when Tom Colicchio is whining over a Spec review, we’re pretty sure that’s a win for Columbia.

COMMENTS (25)

  1. Someone • March 26, 2010 at 6:43 pm • Reply

    actually cares about a spec review? lol

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  2. oh snap • March 26, 2010 at 6:47 pm • Reply

    shit’s gonna go down.

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  3. jbell • March 26, 2010 at 6:52 pm • Reply

    is BEAST.

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  4. ftwftwftw • March 26, 2010 at 6:54 pm • Reply

    amazing.

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  5. anon • March 26, 2010 at 7:51 pm • Reply

    I thought the review was pretty convincing. Like the ingredients not being washed… Bad French toast? IHOP is better than that. I don’t think those are very subjective judgements either. If there is crunchy dirt in your dish it is BAD.

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  6. Jason • March 26, 2010 at 7:54 pm • Reply

    makes me creeeeeaaaam.

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  7. K&B • March 26, 2010 at 8:00 pm • Reply

    More critical reviews please! They’re a lot more interesting to read.

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  8. Why • March 26, 2010 at 8:10 pm • Reply

    Are important people getting touchy about a college freshman’s review? Lame.

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  9. hahahaha • March 26, 2010 at 9:39 pm • Reply

    you go spec!

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  10. Anonymous • March 26, 2010 at 10:26 pm • Reply

    awesome argument in the comments of the review.

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  11. Over the top? • March 26, 2010 at 11:04 pm • Reply

    Am I the only one who thinks that Jason’s review was way over the top? Every other line seems to use an excess of hyper-critical adjectives and adverbs, for example: “Tragically, Colicchio placidly pushes out overpriced, grotesque food that merely embarrasses the admittedly inflated “Top Chef” name.” Seriously…Jason…if you didn’t like the food that’s fine, but it seems like you wrote your review like you were trying as hard as you could to embarrass and put down Colicchio. I’m very embarrassed that we print reviews like this in the Spectator. How is anybody supposed to take our school paper seriously with this kind of language?

    More ridiculous lines:

    “White bean agnolotti accompanies a laughably predictable trio of…

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    • agreed • March 29, 2010 at 1:58 pm • Reply

      I read the review before hearing about Colicchio’s response or the debate on Grub Street and was embarrassed for Jason. It was just ridiculously over-the-top and sounded like a college student trying to be a tough food critic but getting it completely wrong. Besides the (bordering on hilarious) insults he heaped on the restaurant, it just wasn’t good reporting – he slammed dishes based on the menu description alone and seemed to have only eaten in the place once, tasting a grand total of 3 dishes. Anyone who’s actually proud of the attention Spec is getting for this must be slightly delusional.

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    • Raja • March 27, 2012 at 4:15 pm • Reply

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  12. Over the top? • March 26, 2010 at 11:04 pm • Reply

    …chorizo, pork belly, and octopus. Just below it on the menu, Colicchio plays the obligatory offal card with a plate of roasted sweetbreads served with some vague iteration of bacon.”

    “Colicchio would be better off slapping down an Eggo waffle and throwing in the towel”

    “a smiling hostess hands them lemon poppyseed muffins as a consolation prize, the most delectable morsel they will sample all evening”

    seriously…WTF!!

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    • Jason • March 26, 2010 at 11:25 pm • Reply

      It was intentionally written that way for reasons that will probably be explained in the near future.

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      • Over the top? • March 27, 2010 at 12:16 am •

        I sit with bated breath

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      • to over the top? person • March 27, 2010 at 12:31 am •

        you should i’m just gonna guess.

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    • Au contraire! • March 27, 2010 at 2:20 am • Reply

      The review’s bombast and grandeur were amusing. It was fun to read. What are you so worried about?

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      • to au contraire • March 29, 2010 at 2:00 pm •

        Because this is meant to be a serious review and not a piece of satire meant for your amusement?

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  13. YEAH • March 27, 2010 at 12:39 pm • Reply

    GO JBELL

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  14. Logan • March 27, 2010 at 1:09 pm • Reply

    Yay Jason!

    Don’t listen to those haters. You did a GREAT job!

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  15. bottom line: • March 27, 2010 at 1:38 pm • Reply

    TOM COLICCHIO READ YOUR REVIEW. you win.

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  16. top chef • March 27, 2010 at 11:09 pm • Reply

    is a good show

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  17. its sad • March 29, 2010 at 6:18 pm • Reply

    we’re at this university to make a name for ourselves based on the quality of our work. this article lacks that quality, as entertaining as it may be, because it depends too heavily on creating a simplistically negative review of a restaurant.

    the only reason anyone cares about the author or this article is because its over-the-top attacks led to a reaction by a famous chef.

    the author really should use this opportunity to try and get more experience in the food world, and find some humility in the process.

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