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Order this, not that

Skip the ‘Spicy Special,’ Try the ‘Super Mario’

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In this week’s installment of “Order This, Not That,” Jason Bell ventures beyond the “Spicy Special.”

Fondly referred to as Crack-Del, the 109 Gourmet Deli serves up greasy, oozing heroes that never fail to satisfy late night cravings. Famous for the “Spicy Special,” a combination of Cajun turkey, molten pepper jack, a mysterious spicy mayonnaise concoction, and the usual vegetable suspects (lettuce and tomato), this deli might seem like a one trick show. But for those tired of yet another predictably tasty “Spicy Special,” call out for a “Super Mario” instead.

The “Super Mario” combines buffalo chicken, monterey jack, and those same deli vegetables on a toasted hero. Yes, many of Crack-Del’s creations seem to follow this pattern of chicken, some cheese, and vegetables. More than just a sandwich, the “Super Mario” seems like an improved version of  its similarly designed brethren. Less gloopy and gooey than a “Spicy Special,” a “Super Mario” tastes like a Chicken Cordon Bleu that never grew up. Stringy melted cheese contributes a slight kick to the already piquant sliced breast, making the “Super Mario” more gyro than plumber.

COMMENTS (9)

  1. Looks gross • March 31, 2010 at 5:56 pm • Reply

    Tastes grrrreat.

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  2. confused • March 31, 2010 at 6:38 pm • Reply

    Is it possible to get tired of the spicy special? I have yet to encounter this phenomenon

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    • Nope. • March 31, 2010 at 11:35 pm • Reply

      Impossible. I think they proved that up at the med school campus last year.

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  3. Hillary • March 31, 2010 at 7:32 pm • Reply

    I’ve got to say, I think you’re mixing your metaphors a bit when you use the word “piquant” in a post about Crack Del.

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  4. Jason • March 31, 2010 at 8:27 pm • Reply

    Come on, Crack Del is piquant, isn’t it? Haha

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  5. they all taste the same • March 31, 2010 at 9:40 pm • Reply

    …when you’re wasted

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    • they all waste the same • March 31, 2010 at 11:50 pm • Reply

      …when you’re tasted

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  6. Emily • March 31, 2010 at 10:47 pm • Reply

    the super mario pic is so clever!!!!

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  7. sick • April 1, 2010 at 12:49 am • Reply

    super mario

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