As if we really needed another reason to envy Matthew Fox and feel sorry about our own sorry sex lives, US Weekly reports that Columbia grad Matthew Fox admitted in an interview with Playboy that he lost his virginity at age 12. But wait, it gets better.

Fox went into some detail about the fateful day: “It happened literally on the ground by a river while a rodeo was going on in town. It was absolutely terrible and awkward–just two f***ing kids lying down and pulling our pants down.”

And, he went on to describe his sex-filled Columbia days as a football player. “My sex escapades at Columbia were in my freshman year. That’s what you’re supposed to do. We didn’t get any of the benefits of being football heroes. There was plenty of sex but no football-hero sex,” said Fox to Playboy.

As the US Weekly article says: “And just like his hit ABC show (which wraps up next month), his first sexual experience was filled with adventure and intrigue.”